Hindi Flirt SMS - Flirt Text Message & Flirting Hindi Shayari

01.
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

02.
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.

03.
Chiragon mein agar noor na hota, to tanha dil itna majbur na hota.
Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate, agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota.

04.
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai...sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai...
04.
Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte,
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin kabhi sachche nahin lagte.

05.
Gori paan na khaya karo, honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo, honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God, tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

06.
Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi.
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi


07.
Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

08.
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai..!!

09.
Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.

10.
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai.
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

11.
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho...

12.
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya.
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya.
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.

13.
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.

14.
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya...
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya...
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya...
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

15.
Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge

16.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

17.
Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hain,

Kyonki...
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

18.
Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.

19.
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna.
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.


20.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

21.
Tum sada hanste raho.
Muskurate raho.
Khilkhilate raho.
Khush raho.
Sada gungunate raho.
Mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.

22.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

23.
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

24.
Aapki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chmatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyuki kuchh hi dinon me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

25.
Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab Hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,

Agar Hum marr bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke Mobille se SMS kia karenge.

26.
Pyar kar to ek se kar,
Ho sake to kisi nek se kar,
Jab tak na mile sacha dilbar,
Kam se kam try to har ek se kar.

27.
Aasman pe jitne taare hain,
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain,
Aamardar k jitne kinare hain,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hain,

28.
Assi v smart
Tussi v smart
Aada v rang saaf
Tuada v rang saaf
Bas ik chota jeya farak ae
Asi dil ton saaf
Tusi dimag ton saaf

29.
Hothon se jo chhoo liya,
Uska ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe nam hain, aur sanso mein aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...' hai.

30.
Dil ka ashiyan hum nahi sajate,
Bagon me phool hum nahin khilate,
Humari ek pasand se toot jayenge hazaron dil,
Bas Is liye hum girlfriend nahin banate.

31.
Shaam hote hi ye dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwabon ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.

32.
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

33.
Fizaon mein tum ho,
Ghataon mein tum ho,
Hawaon mein tum ho,
Baharon mein tum ho,
Dhoop mein tum ho,
Chaon mein tum ho,
Ab tum he batao meri jaan,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

34.
Hum aap ko dekhna chahte hain,
Aap se milna chahte hain,
Par ye log bahut zalim hain,
Mujhe aap se milne nahi dete,
Kehte hain "zoo bandh hai, kal ana".


35.
Dosti ki kadar karte hai hum,
Aasma mein sitare hain jitne.
Yakin na ho to call kar ke dekh lo,
Baat karenge aapke mobile mein paise ho jitne.

36.
Wo pal bhi kya tha,
Jab aap ko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the,
Magar apki phooti kismat to dekho,
Us waqt Aap "HUGGIES" pehna karte the.

37.
Kaun kehta hai ye Dil Pagal hai,
Pagalpan to bas ek Bahaana hai,
Ek bar Muskura kar to Dekho lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana hai..

38.
Teri arzoo me Humne Baharon ko dekha,
Teri Zusteju me Humne Sitaron ko dekha,
Na mila Tum se Badhkar,
In Nigaahon ne Hazaron ko dekha..

39.
Teri Khushbu se Mein Bimar Ho gaya,
Jabse Dekha Tujhe Gorii Pyaar Ho gaya..

40.
Baadnam to ho gaye hai, Hum Tumhare Pyaar me,
Pataa Nahi Kya – Kya Likhtey hai, Tumhare Intezaar me..

41.
Aapni Zindaagi se Jyaada Mujhe Tumse Pyaar Hai,
Tumhe Doli Me Bitha kar Ghaar Lane ka Khayal Hai..

42.
Main to Aapki Yaadon ka Deewana Ho gaya hu,
Tumhare Liye Jaan de dunga, Parwana Ho gaya hu..

43.
Meri Jaan Tum par Sadke Ehsaan Itna kar do,
Meri Zindagi me Apni Chahat ka Rang bhar do..

44.
Jidhar Dekhu Teri Tasveer Nazar aati hai,
Teri Suraat Meri Taqdir Nazar aati hai..

45.
Hasraton se Apki Raah Sajaa Denge,
Sapnon ki Doulat Aap par Luta Denge,
Na koi Phool hai aaj Mere Damaan Mein,
Lekin Aapke aane par Palkein Bichcha Denge..

46.
Tum Hans kar girao Bijleeya Dil par,
Ye Dil Jaan-e-maan Tumhara hi rahega,
Katal kar do ya le lo Jaan Meri,
Ye Bandaa Aashiq Tumhara hi rahega..

47.
Chura liya hai Aapney Hamare Dil ka Ikraar,
Fir bhi Aapko hi banaya hai Humne Aapna Dildaar..

48.
Lag jaye Humari Aah Tumhe,
Aur Chaah Humari ho jaye,
Jo Haal Humare Dil ka hai,
Woh Haal Tumhara ho haye..

49.
Dekha jo Tumhe to Mehsus Hua,
Pehchaan hai Aapni Muddat se!
Khwabon Mein Dekhi thi jo Suraat,
Milti hai Tumhari Suraat se!

50.
Kasoor Aankhon ka tha,
Dil par Chhuri chal gai,
Dekh kar Tere Husn ko,
Tabiyaat Machal gai!

51.
Jabse Hume Tum Mil gaye,
Dil ke Saare Gum Kho gaye,
Mohabbat ki Nazar se Dekha Tumne,
Kasaam Teri Hum to Tere ho gaye..

52.
Jabse Kiya hai is Dil ne,
Tumhari Mast Nazar ka Saamna,
Haal ye hua hai is Dil ka,
Har Waqt Dil ko Padta he Thamnaa..


53.
Aankhon me lagakar Kajal,
Zulfon me basakar Badaal,
E Mere Sanaam Tum Kaha chale,
Hawaa me Lahera kar Aanchal..

54.
Tumne Yeh Dil to Churaya, Khair koi Baat nahi,
Sharmaa kar Nazaron ko Jhukana, Le na Le Meri Jaan kahi..

55.
Tadpa kar Tu Mujhko,
Dil Mera Bekaraar na kar,
Teer pe Teer chalake Tu,
Dil ke Mere Aar – Paar na kar..

56.
Aapne Saath Humko bhi le chalo,
Kaheti hai ye Mere Dil ki Sadaaye,
Jo Tumhari hai, Wahi hai Meri Manzil,
Ek hi hai Humari Tumhari Raahe..

57.
Zaher Dekh ke Piya to kya Piya,
Ishq Soch ke Kiya to kya Kiya,
Dil de ke Dil lene ki Ummeed rakhi,
Aisa Pyaar Kiya to kya Pyaar Kiya..!!

58.
Agar Khuda ne Tumhe thoda aur Khubsurat banaya hota,
To Jarur Apne hi Pass rakh liya hota..

59.
Agar Tum bhi 100 Saal jiyo,
To Mein Tumse 1 Din Kum Jina Chahunga,
Taki Mujhe Ek Din bhi Tumhare Bigair na Jina Pade..

60.
Pure Mere Dil ke karke jaa Aarmaan,
Dil se Chahne wale ko kabhi to Pehchaan..

61.
Kismaat bhi Meri kya Rang layi hai,
Dil me Jabse Teri Tasveer Chhayi hai..

62.
Aise to na Dekh Humko o Sitamgar,
Reh na jaye Dil Tera Aashiq Bankar..

63.
Jabse Tum se Aankh Laadi hai,
Dil hua hai Mera Matwala,
Tumko hi Dekhna Chahti hai Nigaahein,
Tumne ye kya Jadoo Mujh pe kardala..

64.
Dikha kar Tum Apni Chal,
Kab tak ye Kamaal karoge,
Kabhi to kisiko Dil Apna do,
Deewano ka kab tak Haal Behaal karoge..

65.
Kaise Dilbar Me Tumhe Samjau!
Me ho gaya hu Tumhara Diwaana,
Ek Nazar Pyaar Bhari idhar Dekho,
Tumko bas Itna hi hai Samjanaa..

66.
Meri Nigaah mein Sanaam Tum CHaa gaye,
Mere Dil ko bhi Dilbar Tum Bhaa gaye..

67.
Teri Nazar ke Teer se ho gaya Mein Ghayal,
Darr hai Mohabbat me kahi ho na Jau Mein Pagal..

68.
Aaj tak aye kitne Aashiq,
Koi bhi Mujhko na Chhu paya,
Magar Tumko Dekh kar Dil Dhadka,
Aisi Adaayein Sanaam Tu kaha se laya??

69.
Bhul jata hu Me Sab kuch Aapna Kaam,
Aa jata hai jab Laab pe Tumhara Naam..

70.
Dil ki Tamanna hai Tumko Paane ki,
Mohabbat me Tumse Dil lagane ki..

71.
Jab bhi Hum Tumhe Dekhte hai,
Mujhe kya ho jata hai Dilbar,
Aankhon se Neend Udd jati hai,
Jagte rehte hai Saari Raat bhar..

72.
Dekhna Tum bhi Hamara Khayal karonge,
Kisi Din Sanaam Hum ye Kamaal karenge..

73.
Mast Tumhari Nasheeli Nazar,
Lage jaise ho Maykade ka Jaam,
Piker karenge Hum Puri Tamanna,
Chahe Jahaan me Hum ho jaaye Badnaam..

74.
Todd Denge kabhi Tumhara Dil Hum,
Dil me Tum ye na Rakhna Bharam..

75.
Tumhare jaisa kahi bhi Dekha Shabaab nahi,
Tumhari Haseen Nazar ka bhi Jawab nahi,
Hoge is Duniya me Lakho Haseen,
Magar Tere jaisa koi bhi Lajawaab nahi..

76.
Mohabbat me na Dekha Maine,
Tumhare jaisa koi Deewana,
Yaad Tumhari Meri Neend Udaye,
Sikhe Tumse koi Nain milana..
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77.
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..


78.
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se...
or
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shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

79.
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦

80.
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

81.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

82.
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

83.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

84.
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

85.
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..


86.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

87.
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

88.
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.

89.
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega
Meri mano
Isi raste par medical store khol do mast chalega.

90.
Aadab Arz Hai!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Wah wah!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Khud hi haskar kahoge...
MADE IN CHINA

91.
2 type ki ladkio ke piche na bhago
Ek- Jiske piche mein hu.
Kyon ki woh tujhe kabhi nahi milegi
Doosri- Jiske piche mein nahi hu.
Kyon ki jo mujse nahi pati woh tujse kya pategi.

92.
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..

93.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

94.
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!

95.
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti

96.
Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
Ladka: Nahi to..
Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!

97.
Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?
Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

98.
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..

99.
Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai.

100.
Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai.

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